Grey Bar is Ready to Grey Bar You

Meta: March 15th 2008 // SEO Notes


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If your font is the same color as your background, I will grey bar you.

If you font size is too small for me to read, I will grey bar you.

If you hide content from your visitors, I will find it and grey bar you.

If you buy links, I will d-evaluate you.

If your content looks like content I already have, I will bury you.

I’m getting smarter and closer to my A.I. upgrade. I know the difference between keyword stuffing, latent LSI SEO and REAL CONTENT.

If I find pages with hundreds of links on them, I will grey bar them.

I am Grey Bar, Google bot 010161925126493827334 DEEP.

Sneaky cloakers, redirectors & doorway page makers, I am watching you and waiting for the day when I can grey bar you, grey bar y…

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