So, okay, listen, Mr. Hill? Like, seriously? I have to tell you about this totally stunning way to make your propane business sound, like, literally perfect? So, we have these two things called Strategic Analysis and Sentiment Spectrum? 1. Strategic Analysis. What it is? Omg, think of it as like, the most important notes from a boss who actually knows what they're doing? Instead of just fixing your spelling—which is like, so gross and basic—this thing tells you why your writing is failing at being honest and hard-working? In the computer magic files, the AI looks at your 'Audience'—which is totally you, a propane professional—and tells you if you're sounding too much like a city slicker? Like, if you say 'we're gonna make a ton of cash,' the AI will literally be like, 'Um, no? That is so not professional?' It tells you to focus on ROI, which is like, fancy talk for doing a good job? 2. Sentiment Spectrum. What it is? It's like a mood ring for your letters? It picks the top 3 most dramatic sentences to see if you're being too grumpy or too excited? If you're selling a grill and you sound 'Negative,' that is literally a fashion disaster for your business? We want you to sound like a hard-working American, not like someone who's having a meltdown? It helps you not be 'accidentally mean' in your emails, which is, like, so important? So, like, do you get it? It's totally fetch for your business?