The Landing Page Roaster
Your baby is ugly. Let's fix it.
Most landing pages fail because they're polite. This conversion optimization agent trained on world-class copywriter frameworks mercilessly tears apart your page and tells you exactly why 98% of visitors leave.
Most landing pages fail because they're polite. They don't convert because they don't connect. The Landing Page Roaster is a conversion optimization agent trained on the frameworks of the world's best copywriters—Donald Miller, Joanna Wiebe, Peep Laja. It reads your URL, analyzes every element, and mercilessly tears apart your Headline, Value Proposition, and Call-to-Action, telling you exactly why 98% of your visitors are leaving without buying.
The Architect's Specs
- The 5-Second Test Simulation: Analyzes your Hero Section to determine if a cold visitor can understand exactly what you do within 5 seconds—and rewrites it if they can't.
- Cognitive Load Analysis: Identifies 'friction points' in your design (too much text, confusing navigation, competing CTAs, weak social proof) that are killing your conversion rate.
- Conversion-Optimized Rewrites: Provides specific before/after copy improvements based on proven frameworks like StoryBrand, Jobs-to-be-Done, and PAS (Problem-Agitate-Solution).
Example Use Cases
The Ad Spend Saver
Before you spend $1,000 on Facebook Ads or Google Ads, roast the landing page first. Fixing a weak headline, confusing value prop, or hidden CTA can cut your Cost Per Acquisition (CPA) in half. Don't waste ad budget sending traffic to a broken page.
The Cold Email Audit
Roast the landing page you're linking to in your cold emails. If the page doesn't match the promise of the email, the Roast will flag the disconnect and show you how to align messaging for higher conversions.
Why This System Works
- Stop wasting ad spend on broken landing pages
- Get honest feedback without the politics
- Learn conversion optimization principles through real examples
- Identify blind spots you can't see yourself
- Improve conversion rates in hours, not weeks
What You'll Receive
Deliverables:
Brutal, actionable conversion optimization report including: 5-second clarity test results, headline and value proposition analysis with rewrites, friction point identification with severity ratings, CTA effectiveness audit, social proof assessment, mobile experience review, and prioritized fix list ranked by conversion impact. Includes side-by-side before/after recommendations.
The Human-in-the-Loop Guarantee: This isn't just AI. This is my personal agency SOP, codified into code. Includes detailed documentation and setup instructions explaining exactly how to use it.
$97
One-time payment
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The Tech Stack
Gumloop
Free Tier Available
OpenAI API Key
$1-5/month (usage-based)
Setup Time
8 Minutes
Skill Level
Beginner
Don't Worry About Tech
If you can copy/paste and follow a video tutorial, you have enough skills. Average setup time: 8 Minutes.